VERIFIED
"Gave it to my brother for his birthday. He passed it around the table and everyone loved it. Worth every penny."
Mike T.
REPORT #001 · Birthday gift for his brother
§ Procedure
Embarrassingly Simple
Total time investment from your end: roughly 30 seconds
01
Upload Your Face
Drop a photo and your email. Takes 30 seconds. No card, no account, no commitment.
02
We Hand-Craft Your Mockup
Within 24 hours we turn you into a 1990s NASA action figure and email you a free preview of the finished mug.
03
Love It? Mugs Are $35.99
Order with one click from the email. Printed on a black 15oz ceramic mug. Free US shipping in 2–5 days.
§ Before · After
The process
Real input. Real output. Your version will look like you, not him.
INPUT · ANY HEADSHOT
Front-facing photo of your face. The kind you would put on LinkedIn.
OUTPUT · WHAT GETS PRINTED
1990s NASA action figure version of you, boots on the moon, earth behind you.
DELIVERED · BLACK 15oz CERAMIC
Printed on a black 15oz ceramic mug. Shows up at your door in 2–5 days.
MATERIAL
Ceramic
VOLUME
15 oz
FINISH
Gloss Black
ORIGIN
USA
§ Field Reports
Reactions From
Mission Control
4.8
312 verified reviews
APPROVED
"My husband cried laughing. It lives on the kitchen counter now."
Sarah K.
REPORT #002 · Anniversary gift
CONFIRMED
"Way better quality than I expected. The detail on the figure is insane."
James R.
REPORT #003 · Bought for himself
VERIFIED
"Our whole team went in on one for our manager's retirement. 10/10."
Lauren M.
REPORT #004 · Gift for coworker
§ Launch Sequence
See before
you buy.
Free, obviously.
Hand-crafted mockup of your custom mug, delivered to your inbox in 24 hours. No card, no commitment. $35.99 only if you love it — free US shipping included.
Where should we send your mockup?
FREE PREVIEW · DELIVERED IN < 24 HOURS
§ Operations Manual